The Card Game Parents actually want to play

• 53 wonderfully illustrated cards
• 3 custom 1-3 dice (we’ve included 2 spares, because let’s be honest, kids lose everything)
• Rule sheet - easy to follow, we promise

• Ages 7-70 (Nanna’s in!)
• 2-5 Players
• 10 minutes per game (but you’ll want to play at least 3 rounds, so call it 30+ minutes)
• ⚠️ Not suitable for children under 3 years. Contains small parts which may present a choking hazard.

To return an item, please email us at support@thegoldensausagecardgame.com and we’ll guide you through the process.

Our Promise

Your satisfaction is our top priority. If you order a product from thegoldensausagecardgame.com and don’t absolutely love it out of the box, you can return most items to us within 30 days of delivery for a refund.

Defective or Damaged Items

If your order arrives damaged or defective, please let us know as soon as possible. We’ll replace the item for you at no extra cost, including free shipping on the replacement.

Standard Returns

• Our policy covers returns for most products in new or like-new condition up to 30 days after delivery.
• Refunds will be issued for the cost of the item(s) returned, less the original shipping charge.
• Items don’t need to be unopened, but they must be returned in a condition that allows us to resell them (including the original box).