A card game parents actually want to play

• 53 wonderfully illustrated cards
• 3 custom 1-3 dice (we’ve included 2 spares, because let’s be honest, kids lose everything)
• Rule sheet - easy to follow, we promise

• Ages 7-70 (Nanna’s in!)
• 2-5 Players
• 10 minutes per game (yes you could squeeze in a round while the pizza is in the oven)
• Setup and play in under 2 minutes
• Small enough to live in your bag. Perfect for waiting rooms, airports, and anywhere kids need entertaining
• 100% family-friendly content. Nothing crude, nothing inappropriate for young kids
• ⚠️ Not suitable for children under 3 years. Contains small parts which may present a choking hazard

• Is this actually fun for adults?
  We built this with our kids, so we made sure adults weren't just along for the ride. Lots of interactions, lots of laughs. The adults at the table are in it just as much as the kids.
• Is this more fun than UNO?
  We'll let you decide. But UNO was made in 1971. Surely your family deserves something new to play.
• Is this a good gift?
  It's a gift that actually gets played. Not put on a shelf. Parents love it, kids love it, grandparents love it.
• Big age gap between your kids?
  The dice mechanics means the youngest player can absolutely take down the oldest, and they will never let anyone forget it.
• Why do we donate $2 from from every game sold?
  My kids and I read the Barefoot Investor for Kids. The biggest lesson was to give when you can. So from day one, every game sold sends $2 to the Kids with Cancer Foundation Australia. No asterisks, no fine print.
• What if you don't like it?
  We're proud of this game, but if you don't love it we'll give you your money back. In 700+ sales we're yet to get one back. Just saying.
• Will my kids be bored of this in a week?
  Every round plays differently. The dice mechanics means no two games are ever the same.
  
  

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